List: Humor | Curated by Lisa S. Gerard | Medium

Nov 1, 2022

11 stories

Humor

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MuddyUm

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Lisa S. Gerard

Smart Phones Numb Your Brain, Comma, Twist Your Tongue, Period, Exclamation Point

Just take me now

Nov 1, 2022

shocked girl holding smart phone

Nov 1, 2022

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MuddyUm

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Lisa S. Gerard

Online Dating: 3 Best Tips for the Grey-Haired Lonely Hearts, Edition 1

I thank Seinfeld for my mistakes and successes

Oct 21, 2022

couple with smiles and silly faces

Oct 21, 2022

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MuddyUm

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Lisa S. Gerard

Healthy Edible Accessories Make Women’s Skin Glow, Hearts and Livers Rejoice!

Introducing ready-to-wear wellness

Oct 9, 2022

content woman smiling

Oct 9, 2022

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MuddyUm

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Lisa S. Gerard

Dating an Ogre: Readied Lips, Shocked Eyes, the Real Shrek Lives

Mesmerized, I couldn’t look away

Oct 5, 2022

shocked woman’s eyes peeking through wood carved wall opening

Oct 5, 2022

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MuddyUm

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Lisa S. Gerard

Wet, Naked Old Lady Saves Grandson From Jaws of the Monster’s Teeth

Listen, it was horrific for both of us

Sep 26, 2022

Large light green eyeball with child screaming reflected in it

Sep 26, 2022

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ILLUMINATION

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Lisa S. Gerard

Beauty is in the Eye of Your Hair Dresser

I had ’80s hair for 30 years because I am too polite

Sep 21, 2021

Beauty is in the Eye of Your Hair Dresser

Sep 21, 2021

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ILLUMINATION

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Lisa S. Gerard

My Eyebrow Hairs Have No Sense of Direction

I’m not judging because neither do I

Sep 22, 2021

large clock superimposed on a compass and the sea

Sep 22, 2021

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Artisanal Article Machine

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Lisa S. Gerard

Never Show Your Face, Or Set Foot, in a Grocery Store That Sells Sex Toys

Clean up in aisle 4

Apr 29, 2022

red and brown haired messy bob cut woman with condescending look

Apr 29, 2022

Lisa S. Gerard

This Old Bird Lived Her Fantasy: An Auto Mechanic, a Lube Job, and Lunch

My wildest dreams came true.

Jun 15, 2022

bare chested, athletic man, with powerful arms and fantasy mechanical outstretched arms

Jun 15, 2022

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The Memoirist

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Lisa S. Gerard

He Ate My Grapes, Flooded My Kitchen, and Left Me on My Hands and Knees

Does familiarity breed contempt?

Sep 8, 2022

woman laying in water

Sep 8, 2022

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Just doing my thing, letting you do yours. Be kind. It matters. Help break Mental Health stigma. Share a smile. https://lisasgerard.medium.com/membership

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